From an email from one of my colleagues:
Kevin, you are just not cynical enough.
That's funny.
Last fall, I was in a meeting with the new dean of our school of peace studies, or whatever it's called; it was a roundtable to get input from faculty on possible directions for the new school (Supposedly, that is. I actually think the purpose of the meeting was to engage in some serious self-justification and internal political spin. But that's another story). After the meeting was over, the new dean made a bee-line for me, and the first words out of his mouth were: "You're too cynical."
I'm tempted to forward him the above email and tell him that he was wrong.
Clas-
sic.
(pun only possibly intended)