I get a lot of email, and a lot of them are junk. But every once in a while I get some really strange junk. Here is part of one such email I received today. Note: I've cut it down to about a quarter of its original length, and added some editorial comments:
Hello, my name is XXXX [suppressed by editor]. My Philosophy background is self taught [never a good sign], however I have peiced together Science and Religion perfectly. With this theory we can now chart the spritual progression of man with science.
Universal Game Theory- The theory that all of life is a game played by consciousness'es, (Living Beings). The board is a dream like structure of the universe. The progression is through an active process of intent witnessing, and meditation. Which releases the tension in the nerves of the body and leads to selfless actions, moral goodness, and eventually the finish, Enlightenment....
The final step of the Universal Game Theory is understanding the whole process of thought and the eventual revelation of Enlightenment, Bliss, ecstasy. Which the person then understands that he/she is the creator of the life/dream with which they are in. That point being a sexual ecstasy similar to what happens in death to men. I..e. Human males release semen when they die, having a sexual ecstasy at their last breath [huh?]....
The spiritual progression of individuals in the game can now be charted and measured by psychologists; in something called the Meditative Quotient. The Meditative Quotient is the measure of thoughts per minute.
I.e. T/60=M
Or. 60 /T=M [are these supposed to give the same 'meditative quotient'? If so, this universal game theory needs a bit more math sprinkled in]
M= Meditative Quotient, T= Thoughts per minute. And 60 being 60 seconds in a minute, or 1 for one minute.
A person with less thought, and therefore a more meditative, calm, sensitive, and receptive mind will have a higher Meditative Quotient. Or lower, depending on which formula you choose [ah, so that's how the math works]....
Now to take a large step into human understanding. The Universal Game Theory can also be called the Theory of Everything. All aspects of every science weave themselves into this theory. This theory is the synthesis of Science and Religion. Eastern religion, witnessing, Buddhism, Hinduism fits nicely with it. Through Psychology we can chart the progression of individuals.
The Theory of Everything is supposed to tie in everything together [good, 'cause otherwise the name is a bit misleading; no?]. That is what I will do in the following page or two [wow!]....
Therefore Universal Game Theory is the bringing together of all human knowledge that was diverged by Aristotle, 2300 yrs previously, into a refined, focused purpose [ah yes, all Aristotle's fault]....
At least this person didn't ask me to help him/her publish this theory. A few weeks ago, an individual came into my office and said "I see that you have some books being published. Could you help my get my philosophical novel published?" Uh, no.
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